{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
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Katherine Anne \"Kitty\" Pryde is a character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, commonly in association with the X-Men. The character first appeared in The Uncanny X-Men #129 and was co-created by writer-artist John Byrne and writer Chris Claremont. A mutant, Pryde possesses a \"phasing\" ability that allows her to pass through objects, hence she is intangible while using this ability. This power also disrupts any electrical field she passes through, and lets her simulate levitation.
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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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Nasir Khusraw was an Isma'ili poet, philosopher, traveler, and missionary for the Isma'ili Fatimid Caliphate.
"}{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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